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		<title>The Introduction of Doyle: An accidental revolution.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Las Vegas, Nevada. December 31, 2001. Stardust Casino and Hotel.
&#8220;You really fucked up. You fucked with the wrong people. You see that guy staring at you back there? That&#8217;s my boyfriend. He&#8217;s going to kick both of your pathetic asses all the way to the California state line. You are fucking thieves, and pussies. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A modern social medium catastrophe, the labors of beating boredom.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nicky Villar is the single mother of two children, a daughter of 9 years age, a son of 11 years age. She lives a modest, to sometimes, financially strained lifestyle, which is supported by a local bartending job at a brewery. The late night hours take a toll on this single mother, at times, causing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tale of a Modern Day love Story.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the end of August, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me.  The next morning, I woke up to a brand new world. A world that frightened me, a world no longer conquerable. My skin, as it often does when depression sets in, felt of crawling and irritation.
The world had changed. And I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whisky Clit, ESPN and Christmas in San Diego.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its raining. Its pure misery. Everything is slick and sort of feeling that of despondent. That’s fucking LA, on a Saturday in December. What can you do?

The morning started off pure as mountain rains. For the past few months, myself and a couple of other guys have been running this sports blog. And on this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finding Barstow: The memoirs of Vegas to Amsterdam.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to anyone that has ever taken the time to just stop driving.
It was around noon when Gabe and I arrived in Barstow, California.  I have never had any dispositions in regards to Barstow. In fact, I have always maintained incapacity to any suggestions that Barstow was anything other than a desert holy land, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Handicap in Hollywood. The Kiss Lounge debacle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So last Saturday morning, my friend Mark and I are cruising down Santa Monica blvd in route to Mark’s West Hollywood pad.  We had big plans that night in Hollywood. I had one of those feelings that everything would be great, which typically is a sure sign that things are going to be total shit. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Death of The Mexican Translator.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is inspired by the real events surrounding the Costa Rican International Hostage Crisis  of February 23rd, 2006.

In early November of 2005, my friend, whom will be called DH, called me at our company’s Los Angeles offices.  He proposed that in February, we rent a cruise ship and take our mutual clients [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversations with a Psychopath. Being Celebrity. Rodman.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mental being has always been one tinged with fatalist ideas. I am always one fantastic soaring flaming descending mush of metal and twisted wires fantasy away from my last walk on earth.  I am a sex addict, embalmed in a constant flaring of erotic storylines: detailed, precise and wicked. I am of suffering, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The D-List, Katsuya and my Date with a Valley Satan.</title>
		<link>http://surfelport.com/?p=43</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So while I was in Vegas, I met this chick named Megan Satan and took a liking to her. She&#8217;s hot, something I find is always a plus with a chick. And come to find out, she lives in the Valley. In case you are wondering, the Valley is where vampires and evil-doers live, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Californians, please move out of my way during Quakes.</title>
		<link>http://surfelport.com/?p=26</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[So Cal stupidity]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Gabe and StevePP&#8217;s Earthquake evacuation plan.
As many of you probably saw on all the news outlets, California just had an earthquake. I have lived in California for almost 10 years on the nose, and during that time, we have been in what’s known as a seismic lull. I think the last big one [...]]]></description>
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